What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

🌿🌻Why are Meghan and Harry not treated like royalty in the United States anymore?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do men say women hit the wall at 24?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Do you think trump realizes that if he significantly decreases the size of CIA, that there is a higher chance of him being assassinated?

-J W Pepper

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Ah so!”

What do dreams about dead people mean?

Dr No

You Only Live Twice

-All the bad guys are black.

Here come the glassholes, part II - Financial Times

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why are Americans obese? Is it the food or is it the psychology?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Photos of Marines in Los Angeles as communities across the country prepare for demonstrations - AP News

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

What is a partner in crime?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

Why are most girls not open to the idea of anal sex?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What was the weakest period in US history in terms of military strength? Was it during World War II or the Vietnam War?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III